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Denise Richards & Her Wild Things Recap: Reality Bites
Charlie Sheen makes his reality-TV debut.
We don’t quite get two hours of the titular meal, but I will give the show credit for recognizing the significance of getting Charlie Sheen to participate — this is his first reality-show appearance, if you can believe that — and devoting almost the whole episode to the main event. They’ve been together for eight years and married for six — we get a flashback to their Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wedding — and we once again have to hear about how the first thing Denise noticed about Aaron was his penis in his jeans. We don’t get much of an explanation for this except for Denise’s vague “The girls have been through a lot with their dad — it has been up and down.” I have no doubt that that’s true, but when Sami, in a confessional, says, “I would rather do literally anything else than go to lunch with my father,” I’d love to know why.
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