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Denise Richards & Her Wild Things Premiere Recap: Don’t Call It a Comeback
The family drama that’s supposed to be the show’s selling point is nowhere near as engaging as a pop-in from Tori Spelling.
The latter culminated in an unceremonious exit with Denise bailing amid rumors of an affair with Brandi Glanville and some admittedly wretched mean-girl behavior from castmates Lisa Rinna and Kyle Richards (no relation). There’s a nice little hint of darkness to Denise saying she will never divorce Aaron, even if they hate each other, but mostly we just get the two former Housewives running an errand to prepare for a Malibu beach picnic with a lot of strict rules about plastic. Don’t worry, we also take a moment for Denise to remind us how big Aaron’s penis is, as if the point hadn’t been hammered home sufficiently on RHOBH.
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