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Courtney Pauroso Surrenders to the Unknown
“I think I took myself pretty seriously and only later in life realized that I was a natural fool.”
I got to play a loud bad dirty kid from “the wrong side of the tracks,” which felt very fun to me since I was actually a quiet, well-behaved good girl with nice parents who took me to community-theater rehearsals. I basically designed my Vanessa 5000 costume (seven-inch thigh-high Pleasers, vinyl black bikini with light-up nipples, long platinum wig) to be my dream cartoon-character-superhero alter ego. So I might as well run around the theater completely naked in a blackout making demonic noises while I shine a flashlight on my pussy for one second at a time, because it’s really fun and everyone loves it and we’re all going to die.
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