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CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews 24 Hours In Police Custody: The Butcher Of Suburbia: Armchair sleuths will have cracked this case before the first ad break...


CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: Channel 4 is agog for anything to do with homes and properties, but the serious crime squad should leave guided tours to Phil and Kirstie.

'It looks like an old chapel,' mused one copper, arriving at the dormer bungalow in Fairfield on Sunday's episode, after lodger Scott Paterson reported that he hadn't seen his 74-year-old landlady, Annette Smith, for six weeks. They arrived at the dormer bungalow in Fairfield on Sunday's episode, after lodger Scott Paterson reported he hadn't seen his landlady, Annette Smith, pictured, for six weeks While the bobbies from Beds were taking note of the house's potential for modernisaton, we armchair sleuths had already spotted one glaring contradiction in the lodger's story.

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