CHRISTOPHER STEVENS on last night's TV: Joan Rivers, Barbra Streisand and a match made in heaven

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: A favourite pig called Sausage! What next, Beefburger the cow?

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews TV: Rescuing whales? It's like putting a big cat in a kitty carrier

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS: With a clueless hunk in command this must surely be a Bridge too far