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Christmas Queen Mariah Carey Wants You to Fear Her

Bow down to Her Merry Majesty — or else.

Then, she dons her enchanted red-and-white Santa dress, decides to cool Gomez down a bit … and she reveals her iconic whistle note’s newest horrific ability to transmogrify mere mortal beings into the most abominable of snowmen! Gomez’s arms snap off into twisted branches, his body congeals into three stacked balls of snow, and his face is contorted into a sickening array of carrots and buttons, all while the jolly opening notes of “All I Want for Christmas Is You” mock his godless metamorphosis. Last holiday season, “All I Want for Christmas Is You” topped the Billboard “ Hot 100” for the fifth year in a row, leaving any would-be pop princess usurpers trembling in her wake.

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