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Borderlands Is a Total Catastrophe


One of the strangest things about so many of these studio salvage-job disasters is that we’re often left wondering: What happened to the salvaging?

Yes, the great Cate Blanchett stars in this picture, and I wish I could tell you that she’s a bright spot, that she brings fun and fiery conviction to the part of gruff interstellar bounty hunter Lilith as she makes her way through the corporate wasteland planet Pandora with a ragtag crew of bickering misfits. She does at least seems to be in on this joke, lowering her voice to a coarse, cynical rasp — but the performance rarely rises above bad-sketch territory as she delivers wooden tough-guy lines like “I’m getting too old for this shit,” “God, I hate this planet,” and “We’re gonna need some wheels,” while swaggering around looking somehow both purposeful and bored. Something similar could be said for Kevin Hart, who plays a rogue soldier named Roland who’s tasked himself with protecting Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), the pyromaniac daughter of the galaxy’s most powerful man, the ruthless Atlas (Edgar Ramírez).

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