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Below Deck Season-Premiere Recap: What’s a Sook?
The entire crew is single, which should make for a combustible season.
More upsettingly, it looks like her personal sheets don’t actually fit on her bunk, leaving tons of bare mattresses exposed for her to roll around on, which is objectively vastly more disgusting than just using the standard-issue crew bed linens.The tall, blue-eyed blonde, improbably not named Barbie, is Cat (who is giving me a little Karen Gillan, do you see it?). These guests, who heavily imply that they enjoy swapping spouses, are exhausting.I have zero issues with non-monogamy, nor any intention of yucking anyone’s sexual yum, but these people are the kind of over-the-top, performative, freshman-boy horny that makes me inclined to believe that they have never actually had sex. The crew is off to a solid start, even living up to the exacting standards of Captain Kerry’s full-boat walkthroughs, during which he checks that all the zippers on cushions are pointing down and whether the sink stoppers are consistently open or closed.
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