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Below Deck Recap: Boom, Boom, Focus
I’m not sure what we did to deserve Jared, but he’s an absolute gift.
Love, actually, is all around: Barbie proceeds to engage in a series of truly odd but not charming, courting displays for Jared’s benefit, which includes pretending to be a sheet ghost under decorative draping fabric and miming flashing him when he (sort of?) Jared’s scheduled call with his three-year-old daughter is foiled by poor cell service, and it’s obvious how upset he is to miss out on time with her — the last thing he wants to be is a “deadbeat dad.” (By what telecommunications witchcraft is Captain Kerry constantly successfully video chatting with his fiancée? At dinner out at a beach bar, Jared proceeds to get unceremoniously blasted, breaking a glass and then picking salt off the rim of his umpteenth tequila shot (worried about a “sodium overdose,” which I don’t think is the primary concern here).
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