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Baffling new update after Joe Lycett revealed he has become a father for the first time - as announcement continues to spark 'prank' theories
There has been a baffling new update after Joe Lycett revealed he had become a father over the weekend.
A spokesperson from Auto Trader told MailOnline: 'After our news became public knowledge, we've had to move quickly to keep up with the demand and are pleased to announce the launch of our Family Photo Gallery. 'If someone tells you they are pansexual then make sure to look at their nostrils, particularly in late spring, because there's a good chance they are sniffing around for a mate (at peak season they can pick up smells up to 80 miles away unless they have a sinus infection which they are prone to). 'Generally the smells they are attracted to are blueberry flavour disposable vapes, alpro soy milk (unsweetened), nail varnish remover and coins, but some really like chicken jalfrezi (NEVER, EVER put a lamb korma near a pansexual).
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