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American Horror Story: Delicate Recap: Sealed With a Kiss


In which Kim Kardashian talks about poop.

Anna’s dreams are all coming true: She’s been nominated for an Oscar, a fact she learns when she wakes up in the hospital next to an empty bed previously occupied by Ms. Preecher, whose drag-queen-style, painted-on eyebrows look especially dramatic in close-up. To find out more, we must embark on Los Angeles and the gifting suite, where Cora (who’s a nurse at the fertility clinic, in case you are still confused after all that expositional bludgeoning) confesses to Anna that she’s the one who’s been stalking her for the past seven episodes. That’s all fine and whatever, but Kim Kardashian is out here being flippant about sexual assault allegations (Harvey Weinstein and Roman Polanski in one episode, yikes) and baiting the tabloids with an onscreen kiss that the ever-reliable Daily Mail has already described as “steamy.” This bitch knows what she’s doing.

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