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All the American Celebrities at the Paris Olympics Ranked by How Random They Are

Finally — a headline that says it all.

While the French may have their boats full of athletes and mysterious hooded torchbearer (which, while it’s tempting to believe this secret person is Isabelle Huppert, I’m putting my money on a personified Mona Lisa), we have the relentless presence of celebs across all industries: entertainment, sports, music, fashion, and the internet. Lady Gaga Gaga’s song-and-dance routine on the golden steps of the Seine, replete with pink feathers, red lipstick, and a fake mole, cements her place as one of America’s greatest exports who is capable of starring in both Joker: Folie à Deux and another country’s Olympics opening ceremonies. Emma Chamberlain The YouTuber-turned-presenter-turned–”It” girl is America’s youngest random celeb at this year’s Olympics, undoubtedly in town in order to speak Gen Z to all of our athletes.

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