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Adele Cheekily Turned Tables on Tabloids With Her Own Fake Newspaper: ‘I Think I Missed My True Calling!’

Adele had some fun during her run of shows in Munich by cooking up a fake tabloid newspaper with silly headlines that she shared on Thursday morning.

Adele, known for her cheeky wit, figured she’d have some fun with the spotlight the tabs often focus on her during her limited run of shows at a custom venue in Munich by cooking up her own phony gossip rag called the Saturn Times. Unlike the sometimes hurtful, totally ridiculous headlines in the real tabs, the Saturn Times is just silly fun, including one from week one in early August that screamed “It’s One Adele of a Ride!” accompanied by a pic of the “Easy On Me” star tooling around on a bike in the empty stadium along with a short story about her ride-around. “Dressed in all black with white trainers, the London born songstress was sure to stay safe and responsibly wore a helmet.” Another one, under the screaming headline “Saturn Satire!” chronicled her meeting with the Munich’s chief of police, while one from week two yelled “STORM ADELE” in a report on foul weather that almost scotched he shows.

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