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A Definitely Maybe Complete History of the Oasis Feud


“Why you such a massive cunt.”

That cunt will always get it from me.” In honor of the brothers’ and their band’s reunion — which reportedly will include original guitarist Paul “Bonehead” Arthurs, who hasn’t played with Oasis since 1999 — here’s a nearly-complete look at their long-running feud (“nearly,” because who knows what kind of insults these two have thrown at each other behind closed doors). Representing the band by himself, Liam accepts the award with a speech short and bittersweet: “Listen kids, I wanna thank Bonehead, Guigs, Alan White, the best fans in the fucking world, Live Forever!” notably omitting his brother. Deciding Twitter is “overrated,” Noel calls the platform “the playground of fucking idiots,” noting his brother shares a predilection for tweeting with then-president Trump, “and quite literally, I’d put the pair of ’em in a driverless car each so it fuckin’ ran into each other.”

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