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‘SNL’ Cold Open: Trump Signs Oddly Specific Executive Orders
On 'SNL', Trump signs executive orders about a host of pet issues like Bill Belichick's relationship and the New York Times' Connections word game
Saturday Night Live ‘s Donald Trump signed a host of new executive orders about pet issues like The New York Times ‘ Connection word game and baby boomer Bill Belichick’s relationship with a woman born during the George W. Bush administration. Trump (James Austin Johnson), who signed more executive orders in his first 100 days than any other president in modern history, was first handed one by ghoulish aide Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) about “bringing back” Columbus Day–even though it has been on the books since 1937. Other executive orders included forbidding Hispanic babies from getting their ears pierced–so that “grown, white American tweens” don’t have to wait in long lines, Trump explained–and making Connections easier.
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