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‘SNL’ Cold Open: Indicted Trump Hawks Bible Complete With Miranda Rights


On Easter eve, the cash-strapped former president also debuts his "Trump Miracle Toaster"

On Easter eve, Saturday Night Live opened with Donald Trump(James Austin Johnson) hawking his latest product: a $60 Bible which includes not only the Constitution and the Pledge of Allegiance, but Miranda . “But I’m not doing this for the money,” SNL ‘s Trump goes on to say, despite the hundreds of millions of dollars he has been ordered to pay in defamation and bank fraud judgments, not to mention having to run a presidential campaign. In addition to Trump’s head superimposed on a much more fit body, he explains the book “also includes Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance, and–I don’t know–maybe Miranda rights.”

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