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‘Alarum’ Review: Sylvester Stallone Parachutes Into Busy but Unconvincing Spy-Jinks
Scott Eastwood and Willa Fitzgerald play former agents whose escape into civilian life gets derailed in Michael Polish’s convoluted shoot-‘em-up.
Five years later and now newly married, they are honeymooning in a winter resort town outside Gdansk, trying to act “like normal people.” Unfortunately, it seems they’re suspected of possessing a flash drive much coveted by players good, bad and ambiguous worldwide. Hiking nearby with tourists, Joe has barely begun to poke around the debris when he’s surrounded by a small army of hostile mercenaries led by ruthless Orlin (Mike Colter). She and Eastwood attempt a bantering dynamic that only weakens any pretense of mortal peril, while a tired Stallone and arch Moffatt at times seem to be kidding the material — which isn’t strong enough to take it.
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