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132 Gut Reactions to Every Track on Taylor Swift’s Double Album
“This woman puts the B in subtle.”
➼ “I wasn’t prepared for this album to be this much about Matty Healy so hearing ‘smoking,’ ‘chocolate bars,’ ‘tattooed golden retriever,’ and ‘Charlie Puth’ in such rapid succession sent me into cardiac arrest.” ➼ “Here is a list of theme-park mascots that Joe could have cheated on Taylor with:• Clarabelle Cow• Professor Toothsome, the steampunk chocolate proprietress of City Walk• Chip, Dale, and their girlfriend (yeah they’re in a throuple already), Clarice• Mrs. ➼ “Here is the actual problem: Because of internet companies’ obsession with san serif fonts, the capitalized ‘i’ looks like a lowercase ‘L.’ Kind of ruins the Kim thing and makes it read like the name of the person in the song is going to be ‘Al Mee.’”
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