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10 Things We Want From the Oasis Reunion
First: Hire a family therapist.
Unlike ’90s peers Suede and Pulp, Oasis was the rare Britpop act whose popularity fully translated stateside, with Morning Glory selling more than four million copies in the U.S. and its druggy mess of a follow-up, Be Here Now, also going platinum. As we speak, Ticketmaster executives are likely salivating in boardrooms, envisioning the fees and prices fans will endure to see a long-dormant superstar act that plenty of people would sacrifice a firstborn child to see. These guys don’t exactly have the most loving fraternal bond (Liam called Noel “a massive cunt” as recently as 2021), which is why they’ll need to bring in a top-of-the-line family therapist to help them communicate constructively and keep them from killing each other backstage.
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