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The Valley Recap: Aloha-ha-ha


The women scream at each other during dinner while the guys take one step closer to joining the manosphere.

At Scott’s urging, Jesse convenes a men’s group, which is like 16 Joe Rogan podcasts rolled into one and smells like Lynx Lower Body Spray and ZYN. At that moment, I realized what we were in for, and it was that men’s retreat where Teresa Giudice’s husband, Luis Ruelas, made that super embarrassing video with a group of grunting shirtless guys standing behind him. Then everyone (except Jax, thank the Catholic Jesus) is off to Hawaii, where Jesse gets upgraded to the presidential suite, only to find out that he has to share it with Zack and Benji, who won’t get out of the party shower.

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