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The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Premiere Recap: The Beef Made Me Do It
Larsa and Lisa’s fight is so stupid and perfect, and that is exactly why we watch this show.
The beef is so meaty, there is a neon sign on the photo wall that says, “The Meat Made Me Do It.” Are we sure this is a straight man’s birthday party and not a Gay Pride event brought to you by Burger King and hosted by Kiki Barth in her absolutely perfect pink polka-dotted one-piece? Lisa says she wasn’t sure what to do because Larsa and Marcus broke up so many times and then got back together that she didn’t want to unfollow him and snub him because if they once again rekindled, she’d look like an asshole to her bestie’s BF. This could have been a fight easily settled, like the Miami ladies do all the time, but Marysol is right: Kicking Larsa out is humiliating, and Lisa just cemented that we’re going to be arguing about this for the next umpteen episodes.
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