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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: One Wedding and a Million Funerals

Not to be outdone by Larsa and Lisa’s feud, Julia and Guerdy get into a huge fight over the least likely Bravolebrity.

Then we see a picture of her son, Shamar, and meet her mother, Guirlene, who tells Kiki to repair her own relationship with her no-good father, who hasn’t talked to her in a decade. Larsa shares a picture of Jody, and, yes, the eyes look crazier than Snap, Crackle, and Pop after they’ve been doing poppers on the dance floor at a circuit party for ten hours. Then Guerdy accuses Julia of getting a face-lift when Martina was in New York getting chemo, and there we all are, right there in the basement, right there on the animal farm, rolling around in the muck with the rest of the hyenas with not a single side to choose.

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