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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Better Never Than Late


How is it possible that Stephanie is the first Housewife to call out Lisa’s constant lateness?

Also, as someone who has spent most of his life in urban environments, everyone gets a 15-minute grace period because public transportation is unreliable, and sometimes, no matter how early you leave, the world conspires against you. I’m sorry, I have never spoken to Lisa in my life, I know her even less than Stephanie, and I am sitting here telling her that she is rude, classless, self-involved, and an all-around bad person for constantly disrespecting everyone around her and not valuing other people’s time. I am glad I got that out, and I can’t wait to continue this rant again next week when the women finally arrive at Alexia’s goddess party so late they could have shown the entirety of Titanic in the time it took them to get there.

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