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Summer House Recap: Freedom Fries


Despite being an omega-level practitioner of the reality-television arts and sciences, Lindsay is playing this breakup all wrong.

But it didn’t materialize, and then he was mad that those who did pay had to deal with that broken door, so eventually Fred showed up on a slow Tuesday with some socket wrenches and some elbow grease to set it all straight. We dealt with two messy breakups, one that we’ve watched in real time and one that we remember from a year ago whose mess continues to spurt out and stain your favorite shirt, like when you bite into one of those Dunkin’ Boston creams a little too fast. Then she loses me a little bit when she says she can’t trust people anymore like she did at the beginning of the summer because of Jesse, and then adds, “I feel like the light in me is slowly dying because I am exhausted from teaching you.” What in the TikTok relationship advice?

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