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Pope Crave Won the Conclave


Now that the pope is canonized in internet history, “We’ll cyberbully him into being woke.”

At the big moment, Pope Crave beat the Vatican News, the BBC, and CNN by minutes — hours, in social-media time. And once the conclave began, Pope Crave was both posting memes and reporting live from the Vatican, through fans on the ground who reached out to the account on X. We knew Pope Francis’s health was doing poorly and we said, “If he dies during the Oscar race, we are going to go to Rome and cover the conclave.” Then he passed on Easter Monday, which took us by surprise.

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